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Whatsapp Jokes Quotes

Whatsapp Jokes QuotesHello Friends!!Researcher have told that, people who enjoy all of his or her life can reduce their diseases and their is a chances of living life longer.Jokes and comedy movies makes people so much laugh and funny.Jokes you can’t forget in a single day and your mind keeps on reminding the more you laugh.jokes plays a important role in human part of life’s as well as in  movies.Jokes is the medicine for people who are in stress by reading these jokes they can refresh their mind.Some controversy jokes are noticed here my intention is not to criticize anyone these jokes are for entertainment purpose only.Below you can see jokes on teacher and student,Dad and son,police jokes,Brother and sister jokes and much more.

Now a days people are so much crazy about jokes not only people but i also  very crazy about jokes.Writing  new  jokes is became a passion to me so that others  get entertained by me.The people who  are reading these jokes so many people will remind their school days and college days.Those days are sweet memories for every one but we can’t get back those days again.Only we can do is to remember our sweet memories.Some jokes makes you laugh and even some jokes teaches about life.

 

 

 

Whatsapp Jokes Quotes

 

 

MY BRAIN:

5%-names,

3%-phone numbers,

2%-stuff i should know for school

90%-song lyrics

 

 

Whatsapp Jokes Quotes

 

 

 

Dad:I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son:No!

Dad:The girl is Bill Gates daughter.

…son:Then okay.

Dad goes to Bill Gates.

….Dad:I want your daughter to marry my son.

Bill Gates:No!

Dad:My son is the CEO of world bank.

Bill Gates:Then Okay.

Dad goes to the president of the world bank.

Dad:Appoint my son as CEO

President:No!

Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President:Then OK.

This is Business.

 

 

 

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks,Why is there a light in the fridge?

Long time ago,people who sacrifice their sleep,family,food,laughter and other joys of life were called SAINTS.

But now,they are called IT Professionals

 

 

 

10 FACTS ABOUT YOU

1.You are reading this right now.

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact.

4.You didn’t notice I skipped three

5.You are checking now.

6.You are smiling.

7.You are still reading this even though it’s stupid.

9.You didn’t realize I skipped eight.

10.You are checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

11.You are enjoying this.

12.You didn’t realize there’s only supposed to be ten facts.     

    Life is too short to be serious…

 Keep smiling…Laught it out!!!

 

 

 

 

WITHOUT

STUPID PEOPLE

WE WOULD

HAVE NO ONE TO LAUGH AT

 

TAKE TIME TO THANK A STUPID

PERSON FOR THEIR CONTRIBUTION

 

 

 

Dear Girls,If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back.Marry him.

 

 

 

When you really want to slap someone,do it and say’MOSQUITO’

 

 

 

Police:Where do you live?

Me:With my parents

Police:Where does your parents live?

Me:With me

Police:Where do you all live?

Me:together.

Police:Where is your house?

Me:Next to my neighbors house.

Police: Where is your Neighbors house?

Me:If I tell you,you won’t believe me.

Police:Tell me.

Me:Next to my house.

 

 

Sometimes,I Just wanna go back in time and punch myself for all the stupid things I’ve done…

 

Whatsapp Jokes Quotes

 

 

I don’t have dirty mind,I have sexy imagination….

 

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The difference between school and life?

 

 

In school,You’re taught a lesson and then given a test.In life,you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.

 

 

 

Love is like a flart!If you have to force it,it’s probably shit!

 

 

 

TO BE OLD AND WISE,

YOU MUST FIRST HAVE TO BE YOUNG AND STUPID.

 

 

 

WHEN A WOMAN SAYS’WHAT’

It’s not because she didn’t hear you.She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

 

 

 

Okay,we took off our clothes,I got on top of you…how long till it starts feeling good?

I don’t know but i’ve got a headache already!

 

 

 

 

I’m not lazy I’m just on my energy saving mode.

 

 

1.If walking is good for your health,the postman would be immortal.

2.A whale swims all day,only eat fish,only drinks water and is fat.

3.A rabbit only eat vegetables,runs and hops all day long and only lives 5 years

4.A tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing energetic,yet it  lives for 450 years.

   And you tell me to exercise!I don’t think so.

 

 

 

I’m not clumsy.It’s  just the floor hates me,the tables and chairs are bullies,and the wall gets in the way.

 

 

 

BROTHER:”Hey dad,I got a girlfriend:”

DAD:Good job son

SISTER:”Hey daddy,I got a boyfriend:”

DAD:*Loads shot gun*

I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore.

Fridge,You’re coming to my room.

 

 

 

SCHOOL LIFE:

MOST IRRITATING MOMENTS

  -MORNING ALARM

MOST DIFFICULT TASK

-TO FIND SOCKS

MOST DREADFUL JOURNEY

-WAY TO CLASS

MOST LOVELY TIME

-MEETING FRIENDS

MOST TRAGIC MOMENTS

-SURPRISE TEST IN 1ST PERIOD

MOST WONDERFUL NEWS

-TEACHER IS ABSENT

 

 

 

Girls are like phones.We love to be held,talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

 

 

 

Do you want to make money from Facebook?

It’s easy.Just go to your account setting,

Deactivate your account,and go to work.

 

 

 

Follow your heart and take your brain with you…

 

 

 

A stupid boy friend thought LOL means “LOTS OF LOVE”

So he sent this text to his Girlfriend,”You are only Girl of My life…LOL”.

 

 

 

Don’t break anybody’s heart,they have only one.

Break their bones,they have 206.

 

 

 

Teacher:”why are you talking during my lesson?”

Student:”why are you teaching during my conversation?”

 

 

 

 

When a girl is in love…nobody knows it except the girl.

When a boy is in love…everybody knows except the girl.

 

 

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service.

And what do you do with a phone with no service?

You play games.

 

 

 

When i was young I was scared of the dark.Now when i see my electricity bill i am scared of the lights.

 

 

 

A man found RS 100/-

He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner there his bill was RS 3000/-

When he said that he as only RS 100/- then,

Manager handed him to police.

He gave RS 100/- to police and went free….

It’s called Financial Management!!

 

 

 

I hate math….

But i love counting my money.

 

 

 

THE FACT OF LIFE

1.When your time is good, your mistakes are taken as joke….

2.But when your time is bad,even your jokes are noticed as mistakes.

 

 

If couples who are in love are called love birds,then couples who argue should be called angry birds.

 

 

 

BOYS:”We rule because god made us first!God made you girls last!”

GIRLS:”Well obviously god made a rough draft before a final copy”

 

 

 

When someone says I LOVE YOU

And you don’t feel the same way,just say

I LOVE YOU TUBE

Real fast!

 

 

If you want breakfast in bed,sleep in the kitchen.

 

 

 

When i die,I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status just to freak people out….

“Hey,who knew they had wi-fi up here.

 

 

 

Definition of stupid:knowing the truth,seeing the truth,but still believing the lies.

 

 

 

I’m taking care of my procrastination issues:just you wait and see.

 

 

 

When i say i miss school,i mean my friends and the fun not the school!

 

 

 

Parent:what did you learn today?

Student:Apparently not enough.we have to go back tomorrow.

 

 

 

You deserve someone who knows how to make things up to you after hurting you.Not someone who is very good with just the word,”sorry”

 

 

 

Sometimes a joke is not intended to make you laugh.It is intended to make you think.

 

 

A Quiet man is a thinking man.A quiet woman is a usually mad.

 

 

A hot secretary came angrily out of boss cabin.

Her colleague asked:What happened?You went inside a happy mood.

She replied:He asked me are you free tonight?I said absolutely free.That bastard gave me 45 pages to type!:p

 

 

 

The problem with the political jokes is they get elected.

 

 

 

So… you are changing your iPhone4 just for a few more centimeters?Hope your girlfriend doesn’t do the same…

 

 

 

One million copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title.

Title of book:”An idea can change your wife”.

 

 

 

 

Teacher:All idiots stand up.

A boy stands up.

Teacher:so u are an idiot?

Boy:No.I can’t bear u standing alone madam.

 

 

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