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Funny Quotes For Whatsapp Status Online Wedding

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Funny Quotes For Whatsapp Status Online WeddingHello friends!! These are the great wedding funny quotes people who are going to get married can express these quotes to husband or wife. And also i have mentioned some tips for the couple how to lead a life happily and joyful.Wedding is an important event in human part of life’s it carries sometimes happiness and sometimes sadness through out the days of your life.Wedding means  a  new person entering into your life he or she may have to balance the life with out any disturbances in your life.Each other have to maintain mutual understandings between them then only you can live your life joy  and happy.Arguments causes lot of problems but obeying one’s word and following  leads to tremendous joy in your life.

Wedding is like sharing each other’s love but not quarreling with each other.Wedding is a very funny event after that event you should have lot of responsibilities upon your shoulders.In wedding in my tradition on engagement groom have to keep one wedding ring to bride and in a similar manner bride have to keep one wedding ring to groom.groom have to keep bride left hand side of the fourth finger and bride have to keep groom right hand side of the fourth finger.In this way my tradition follows on the wedding day they have to show their weddings rings to every one and after wedding also they have to keep that rings on hands only.


wedding ring is a sure sign tells when bride or groom wearing a wedding ring on their hands they have already marriage or already engaged in this way our tradition follows.Different communities follow different traditions and different traditions follow different cultures.But what  ever the community or tradition or culture finally they want to get marriage.Every one have to respect their communities,Traditions and cultures and also everyone wants a happy married life.After wedding and before wedding these funny Quotes are so much beneficial for bride and groom and also these funny Quotes makes you laugh i am congratulating all of you those who are celebrating wedding day.Happy Weddings day.     


Funny Quotes For Whatsapp Status Online Wedding



My wife told me the other day that I don’t take her to expensive places  any more, so I took her to the gas station.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

 Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!

Before you got married, you were madly in love with each other. Now you will’be be mad at each other as well.

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.




Funny Quotes For Whatsapp Status Online Wedding



The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.


No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.


This day reminds me that God really loves me, for He gave me the most wonderful person and chose her to be my lifetime partner. I will always be grateful.


Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.


“I want to try with someone who loves me enough to try with me. I want to grow old looking at the same face every morning. I want to grow old looking at the same face every night at the dinner table. I want to be one of those old couples you see still holding hands and laughing after fifty years of marriage. That’s what I want. I want to be someone’s forever.”


My wife told me we have to separate, the whites from the dark’s.

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When I said I do, I didn’t mean laundry.


Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he’ll fall asleep before you have finished saying it.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.


You have made me a better person by loving me for who I am. Thank you for being there for me always.

“Two people can only live as one when each is prepared to give and receive trust and understanding. Above that lies respect. Without respect for how the other feels, no marriage is worthwhile.”

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.

In my house, I’m the boss and my wife is just the decision maker


Thinking of my life without you makes me think of a calm life. But that would be so boring

Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: routine.”

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.

Funny Quotes For Whatsapp Status Online Wedding

A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.


Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

“People only get married when they’ve no other option, out of panic or desperation or so as not to lose someone they couldn’t bear to lose. It’s always the most conventional things that contain the largest measure of madness.”


Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.


“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.”

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