Top Funny Love Quotes

Top Funny Love Quotes

Top Funny Love QuotesHello Friends!!Welcome to wishesquote.com these are the latest funny love quotes.These Love quotes are useful for boy friend,girl friend,husband and wife.These love quotes makes you lot of fun and laugh.So read these quotes and enjoy it.

“Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.” As the top female recording artist of all time, why this quote was never a refrain in one of Madonna’s many love and erotica songs confounds the multiple generations of her fans and listeners.

“When you are courting a girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.” Albert Einstein, theoretical physicist and one of the most influential thinkers of the 20th century knew how to relate the convoluted laws of relativity to the lay public with this quote.

Alfred Tennyson:

I hold it true, whate’er befall;

I feel it, when I sorrow most;

‘Tis better to have loved and lost

Than never to have loved at all.

 Ambrose Bierce:

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

Albert Einstein:

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

If love is the answer,could you please rephrase the question?

once in his life,every man is entitled to fall madhy in love with a gorgeous redhead.

love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the vatican has overlooked

sex alleviates tension.Love causes it.

There must be something wrong with me,because I’ve never had a relationship with a woman thats lasted longer than the one between Hitler and Eva Braun.

when a man opens a car door for his wife,its either a new car or a new wife.

An old man who marries a young wife grows younger – but she grows older.

she loved three things:a joke,a glass of wine and a handsome man.

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Dont break someones heart,they have only one.Break their bones they have 206 of them.


LOVE is a lot like a backache,it doesnt show up on X-rays,but you know its there.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me and the second one didn’t.

Trust your husband, adore your husband,

and transfer as much properties as you can to your name.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.

Without communication,there is no relationship with out respect,there is no love,without trust,there is no reason to continue.

You can’t break a wild heart.

Like some, love some, trust none

I love to live single, drink double and sleep triple.

We all know love is blind. Only marriage opens your eyes.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning. But to a man the first kiss is the beginning of the end.

Words “I love you” takes 2 seconds to say, 2 hours to explain but the lifetime to prove.

My head says: “Who cares?”. But then my heart whispers “You do, stupid…”

Don’t be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.

Love – it is the light of life. Marriage – it’s light bill.

Sky and earth are beside me, and fire within me.

“MY life’s accomplishments? sanity,and you.”

“HEART never look both ways first.”

On the Secret to a lasting marriage:”One of you has to be sane,and the other one is only allowed to be insane occasionally.We take turns on who gets to be which person.”

“In hindsight,I’d still choose you.”

Never laugh at your girlfriends choices.You are one of them.

If a girl ever steals your man,theres no better revenge than letting her keep him.Real men cant be stolen.

Me without you is like pepsi without cans.Pedophiles without vans.Jersey shore with out tans.

Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like a king.Treat me like a game and I’ll show you how its played.

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