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Funny Student and Teacher Jokes

Funny Student and Teacher Jokes

HELLO EVERYONE!!Welcome to today i have posted some famous jokes on student and teacher.These jokes makes you a lot of fun and also loud laugh.So students if you have any disturbance with teacher send these jokes to your teacher in this way we can fell very happy.Because we cant directly scold teachers whenever i was in childhood i used to send like  through unknown gmail account.But now technology day by day improving you can send through social networking sites. 


Teacher and student Jokes

Teacher: Harry, show me America on the map.

Harry: (Pointing on the map) It’s here.

Teacher: Correct. Now William can you tell me who discovered America?

William: Harry, ma’am!




Teacher: How do you spell “monkey”?

Student: M-O-N-K-I.

Teacher: You are wrong! The dictionary spells it M-O-N-K-E-Y.

Student: But, you asked me how “I” spell it, sir!




Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!

Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

Patty: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!




Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

Patty: I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!




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Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”



Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’

Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field….

Teacher : How ????

Student : Ladies first…






Teacher: John, go to the map and find North America.

John: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, Leslie, who discovered America?

Leslie: John!


Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”

Student: “Meat!”

Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”

Student: “Bacon!”

Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”

Student: “Homework!”



TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so  dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground   then you are.




TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand  and eight oranges

in the other,  what would I have?

STUDENT: Big hands




TEACHER: How old is your dad.

Student: He is as old as I am.

TEACHER: How is it possible?

Student: Because he became a dad only after i was born.



Teacher: Sir, why doctors wear a mask when they do an operation?

Student: For safety. If the patient dies, others can’t find out who did the operation.

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia?

Student: Sun

Teacher: Why?

Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia.

Teacher Student Exam Shop

Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said,

I hope you will do the same in the next exam.’

Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time.



Teacher: Ron, your handwriting is very bad. You will suffer in the future.

Ron: Don’t worry Sir. I will be a typist.




Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing,

one is green and the other is blue with red spots

Student : Yes, it’s really strange.

I’ve got another pair just like that at home.


If Your Teacher Puts

34x + 23×8 / 13 + 47

0n The Board

And Tells You To

“Solve The Problem”

Get Up n Erase The Board Problem Solved.





A girl comes late to class…..

Teacher: Why are you late ?

Girl: One boy was following me, sir.

Teacher: So, What ?

Girl: That boy was walking very slow….



Funny Student and Teacher Jokes


Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.




Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred rupee note. Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No, I was standing on it.







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