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Funny Jokes for Whatsapp Group Admin – One liner Status


Funny Jokes for Whatsapp Group Admin: Here are unique Funny Jokes for Whatsapp Group Admin – One liner Status quotes and pictures for all of you. Share these in your group to make the whatsapp group members entertaining and encouraging.

Funny Jokes for Whatsapp Group Admin

Funny Jokes In Whats app

 

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.

 

 

 

If at first you don’t succeed…call it Version 1.0.

 

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

 

 

Save papers don’t do homework

 

Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

 

Busy at a moment…free forever

 

I was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands. I waited a minute and no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.

 

“There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.”

 

Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy

 

You look like something I’d draw with my left hand.

 

A zooology teacher asks the class ‘What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?’ The class answers: a lioness.

 

 

 

 

 

So a man jumps into a taxi and says King Arthur’s close and the taxi driver says, don’t worry we’ll lose him at the next lights.

 

 

 

 

 

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, Six should be enough.

 

 

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love.

 

An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”

 

 

 

 

 

At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: ‘1…2…3…’ Hot girl walks by Boy: ’97…98…99…’

 

 

 

 

I’m the kind of person who would come out of the gym…And go straight to McDonalds.

 

Whats app Jokes In  Group Admin

 

A 60 years old Billionaire came to the Bar with his gorgeous 25 years old wife!

Friend: How did she marry you ?

Man: I lied about my age !

Friend: you said 45?

Man: No! I said 90.

 

 

 

Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!

Dad: What role are you playing?

Pappu: A husband!

Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Listening To your Wife…is like reading terms & conditions of a website.

You understand nothing but still click on “I AGREE

 

 

 

A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage..

She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”

 

 

Husband was shocked to read Wife’s Old school report card

The comment written…

 

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Very Obedient and Soft Spoken Student.

 

 

 

A Buffalo mobile to swallow. Now as far as mobile “ring” rings, Buffalo began to stir up a storm. All, finally. Eventually an admin advised: … … Buffalo take out ‘ coverage area.

 

During Breakup, . . GIRL :: I got new BOYfriend, he is Smarter, Intelligent and Cuter than you, . So give me my photo Back, . GIRLS Rock, . . . . . Boy sent 31 GIRLfriends Photo’s and said :: I forgot ur face Darling, So please select your Photo Yourself and Send back the Remaining. . Boys double rocks.

 

 

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