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Funny Birthday Wishes


Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday WishesHello Friends!!Wishing Happy Birthday is a common thing in now a days.Giving some regular Inspirational wishes is a routine.People who are very close to you and you can wish them in a informal way,Variety of wishing add some color on his or her  big day.Here you can see a lot of variety of funny wishes all of you know that we give lot of importance to Happy Birthday.

When Happy Birthday comes everyone have a dream to celebrate Happy Birthday  with a lot of variety and they want to carry a lot of joyful moments until the next birthday comes.Every year they want to celebrate Happy Birthday  differently so that they can get lot of memorable moments.Wishing in a funny way is different some people take it as a funny and some people take it as a serious.Before wishing you have to know about the behavior of birthday boy otherwise you are the responsible person to destroy his mood.Some people are so much sensitive

we have to be very careful.some people are so funny these wishes are best suitable if people are sensitive don’t send these funny wishes.These funny wishes sometimes make you laugh and sometimes make you angry and these funny wishes are very much useful for friends because friends always make fun and also they want fun.Here we have provided our best funny wishes while reading these wishes you can enjoy a lot, only fun loving people only enjoy these funny wishes.I wishing you all the people who are celebrating your big day today

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Funny Birthday Wishes

After marriage you have to celebrate two birthdays. One of your own and other of your wife. Mean double expenditure. Happy birthday

Your 18th birthday should be a national holiday! Allow me to honor  your eighteen years of life by taking the day off. Happy Birthday!

I dint ate for 3 days; coz today is my best friend’s birthday. Happy birthday sugar.

Forget about the past, You

Can’t change it

Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

Happy birthday to you, you live in a Zoo, Like the monkey, Like the donkey, the gorilla is you!

Getting older is no assurance of maturity. If you want some examples, see the mirror. Happy Birthday

Congratulations on having another birthday! Statistically speaking, people who have more birthdays live longer, so keep up the good work! Happy Birthday!

Happy Bday and … save me some cake!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Where’s the cake?

Forecast for your birthday:Alcohol,Low Standards,And poor decisions.

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and eager to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

It’s hard to believe you’re turning eighteen today. Seems like just yesterday you were in diapers! We’ve enjoyed watching you grow up into the magnificent person you are! Happy Birthday!

Enjoy your special day. May your wishes come true and… your wife does not find out!

Happy Birthday!

I hope your day is as

Amazing and fun as i am

Good luck like that

I bet motherhood isn’t all you thought it would be.But,because it’s your birthday, I want you to know

Can you comfortably breathe at this age? Why does your chest whistle? Happy birthday!

Please do not Complain About your Increasing Age,

I know Truth Hurts but it shall set you Free,

So break Free my Dear Friend, Cute Happy Birthday Wishes to you!

Who cares about your birthday? I mean, it’s not like a holiday or something…

May you Live Long Enough To shit yourself

Happy Birthday to a friend who shares a birth date with Lincoln and has had equally bad luck in theatre.

Have a crazy birthday! At your age, you should be an experienced birthday celebrator.

Happy Birthday! But Warning: No other activities, today!! You require all your Energy for Blowing out the Candles!

I have a bad news for you-you really look like the hag in that cartoon, we would watch in our OLD times. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

May your face book wall be filled

With messages from people

You never talk to

Should i lift up a toast?

Because you’re getting older?

Or is it because

You’re feeling younger at heart?

I couldn’t choose between all those cool gifts,

so I didn’t bought you anything…

But just by being here with you and giving you a lot of attention,

I most be the most perfect gift there is!

Enjoy your birthday!

Don’t worry about Getting Aged, it just Means that Now

You can get the Best Seat on the Bus. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Wishes in Unique style. . Easy to say in a unique way Happy Birthday Wishes! Grandma lives in one coast, Grandpa on the other you have got Aunts in.

Funny Birthday Wishes

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and i can’t remember the other two”

Happy Birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! You like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

At your birthday party,

Everybody loves you!

After your birthday party,

Everybody hates you!

Happy birthday to you,

Where is the party all new?

Let there be cheer sound,

Oh sorry I started without you,

Lol..Happy birthday to you,

Have a lovely day!

Happy Birthday to my lovely gapplo cuto sweeto friend why should I mention name there well you need to mention name in order to wish Happy Birthday to your ever best.

Happy birthday to

One of the few people

Whose birthday I can

Remember without a

Face book reminder.

They say all you need is love. What do i do with all these birthday presents I got you now?

With the money in this card,

You can buy ya something…

But just don’t forget;

it ain’t enough to live like a King…

I have some awesome advice to give you on your birthday,

Keep smiling the whole day today,

Because there won’t be any teeth your next birthday,

Hahaha..Wish you a lovely birthday,

Have a nice day!

Smile while you still have teeth

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Amazing that you were once a helpless little child, but now you a giant helpless person! Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake!

Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today was your birthday, and it said that you need an upgrade. Happy Birthday

Another year older, but unfortunately none wiser.

Birthday without  cakes, candles, and balloons, is nothing. So, today be ready to get a chocolate facial because all the cream of your cake will be applied on your dear face. I will organise and complete the whole task with a little (or more) help from others. I was just hoping where will you take us for the treat! You know what? Being your best friend, I am appointing myself to do that honour. Just bestow me the opportunity to use your credit card. Then everything will go smoothly. So, Happy Birthday my dearest prank-star and I shall see you tonight.

Happy Birthday! They say that with age comes wisdom. I’m not so sure …I’VE met a lot of really stupid old people. So far, you’re not one of them.

The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age.

No matter how old you are, you don’t look it! Happy Birthday!

Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?

If you wind up in jail after your birthday, here’s how you can tell who your friends are:

Your good friends will visit you.

Your great friends will come up with bail money.

Me? I’ll be in the lower bunk.

Happy Birthday old person! Now where the hell is my cake!

My golden words for your birthday… Smile while you still have teet.

ooh,so it’s your birthday.Well,let’s see your birthday suit!

1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!

My budget is shot, so I figure the best way I can make your birthday really special is to give you some rug burns.

Joy is what i wish for you

Success in everything you do

Hope all your dreams come true

And luck May not leave you

I know your birthday is only once a year, but you’re so special it should be at least two times a year. Maybe even three.

Happy Birthday there, I said it… now gimme cake

You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!

If all grandmas looked as good as you, nobody would care if they baked cookies.

Cars run on petrol!

Appliances run on electricity

Stove burners run on gas

But offices run on

Efficient secretaries like you

Happy Birthday

Consider yourself a glass of wine. The more the age the more you taste. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday

I hope that

Your birthday is as happy

As a CHIMPANZEE

Without pants! Happy Birthday

I wish you that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!

OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year OLDer.

Happy people are the most beautiful. Same as the day today,Keep that pretty chin up!Problems?Just laugh Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey and you smell like one too. Jokes aside Happy Birthday Friend!

Age only matters

If you’re cheese

Or wine.

Or scotch

You look younger than ever!

Happy Birthday, Boss…

(So, can i have the day off?)

Happy birthday. At your age, you should really live LARGE…starting with LARGE print.

Friendship is all about give and take. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Happy birthday.

Another Birthday?

Hang on and keep ridin’t

Happy Birthday!

To my Husband

As it’s your BIRTHDAY

I’m going to take

Over all your household duties

for the day…

You can’t stop the number of candles from increasing. But you can always keep the child in you alive! Happy Birthday to the craziest person I have ever met. I love the way you are. So don’t ever change for anybody in this world.

There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one. May you grow wiser this year Happy Birthday!!!

We look forward to celebrating your birthday by going out and having a lot of fun. Do you know why? Because you’re paying. Happy birthday.

You have been the oldest friend I have ever had. Thank you for being such a lump of sugar to me, sissy. And no matter how horribly we fight, the truth is that I have always loved you and always will. Happy Birthday.

Look what happened when my horse tried to tap out your age.Happy Birthday

On your birthday today let’s pray together and hope that a genius scientist invents a machine that reverses ageing. Happy birthday.

I hope you receive the same attention as you demanded the on the day of your birth.

You are a gift to the world. How is that for a reverse birthday wish. Happy Birthday.

There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.

Be thankful your

Birthday comes just once

In a year.

Think how old you would

Be if it came every month!

Whoever said that time waits for no man, but stands still for a woman of 30, is an idiot. No woman in her right mind would admit to turning 30. Happy 29th birthday!

I always knew you were my soul mate and I certainly hope you feel the same. Maybe on your next birthday I’ll remember your last name.

Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.

Wishing you a happy birthday

Because face book told me to

Happy birthday to a person, who is truly brilliant, incredibly gorgeous, unbelievably funny…and, quite luckily, has been blessed with my DNA.

Sorry sweetheart. I didn’t know how many candles to put on your cake. It seems I have forgotten how many times you have turned twenty nine.

The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.

Me and You is friends

You smile, I smile

You hurt, I hurt

You cry, I cry

You jump off Bridge

I gonna  miss you

Happy Birthday

Funny Birthday Wishes

Money’s tight

Times are hard

Here’s you friggin birthday card

If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!

I promise I’ll be a good boy, until I get your birthday treat. Happy birthday pal.

Happy Birthday! I was gonna make you a Rum cake. But now I’m drunk and it’s just a cake

You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.

Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.

Let’s not worry let’s not cry, the troublemaker is in the spotlights tonight. Happy birthday precious.

You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

TOMMY DIDN’T INVITE ME TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY.HE BETTER ENJOY IT BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO BE HIS LAST.

Remember, you’re never too old to learn something stupid.

Enjoy another year of learning.

Happy Birthday!

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