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Boy Friend & Girl Friend Jokes In Whats app


Boy Friend & Girl Friend Jokes In Whats app

Boy Friend & Girl Friend Jokes In Whats appHello Friends!!Welcome to wishesquote.com today i have posted some famous jokes on boy friend and girl friend.These jokes makes you lot of fun and laugh.Start reading the jokes and enjoy it.Have a nice day.

FACEBOOK FEVER

Facebook fever…

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Girl : I Love you

Boy : (Starts Running)……………!

Girl : (Running after him) …Why are you Running?

Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook

 

 

THE PERFECT IDIOT

 

BOY FRIEND: Do you thing I am a perfect Idiot?

GIRL FRIEND: I keep telling you that you are not perfect.

 

 

 

 

HILARIOUS JOKE

 

 

BOY FRIEND: I need to tell you a secret that I haven’t told you so far:I a seeing psychiatrist.

GIRL FRIEND: Oh!I need to tell you a truth too.I am seeing a psychiatrist,plumber and a mechanic.

 

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WITTY GF AND SILLY BF

 

BOY FRIEND: Can we have a battle of intelligence between us?

GIRL FRIEND: No thanks,I don’t fight an unarmed person.

 

GUITAR

Boyfriend: How do I play the guitar?

Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.

Boyfriend: Am I so good?

Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off.

 

 

SALARY

 

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

 

FUNNY NEW STYLE OF PROPOSAL

 

Boy: can I take a photo.

Girl: why?

Boy: just wanted 2 show my children

How their mom looked in Her younger age

 

 

LIST

 

Girlfriend: Are your sure that you love me only?

Boyfriend: Yes dear, i have checked my whole list…

 

 

KISSES

 

Girlfriend: I want to end our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me..

Boyfriend: What a joke? Okay then, let’s start with Kisses..!!!”.

 

 

 

 

BOY TO A CARELESS GIRL

 

Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !

Girl: Ha Ha

Boy: I will die for u !!

Girl: Ha Ha ha

Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u

Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????

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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

 

 

 

GIRL FRIEND VS BOY FRIEND REVENGE

 

Son to his Father: My girlfriend has left me & she sent me “private pictures” with herself and her new boyfriend …. what should I do

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Father: sent them all to her father

 

GIRL VS BOY IN AN EXAM HALL

Things most girls do in an Exam Hall….

Tuck hair behind ears

Answering questions ….

Change the empty refill

Thinking and writing … then …

Asking teacher for Extra Sheet

Again keep writing & answering questions …

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Things most boys do in an Exam Hall

First looking how many girls in the same Hall

Check out the young Lady supervisor

Looking at the Exam paper ………….. ???!!!!!…

Counting how many doors & windows in the Hall

Revising the Location of Chits in d Pockets !!

Little writing then ,,

Seeing the Brand Name of the Pen

Asking teacher to explain questions

Looking at the watch ,,,,

Regretting wasting the last night studying

Finally thinking to study well in the next Exam

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And After the Exam…….

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Girl: looking like she’s having a hard time with the Exam, saying:

You know exam was a bit hard, I don’t know what I did, I am afraid to fail (that means 80+ Marks)

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Boys: looking like everything is fine, saying:

It was not too bad you know.. I think I’ll pass !!!

 

 

 

PERFECT BOY FRIEND:

 

The perfect boyfriend

doesn’t cheat,

doesn’t smoke,

doesn’t drink,

doesn’t lie,

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and doesn’t exist!

 

 

 

GOLDEN QUOTE

 

 

A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher:

Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.

They Are Good To See

And Feel,

Difficult To

Own And Maintain.

 

 

 

BOY VS GIRL

 

Boys have fun by teasing girls,

Then girls cry for few minutes

Girls have fun by loving boys

Then boys cry 4 life time!

Funny but it is fact

 

 

 

RESTAURANT

 

Boy and girl in restaurant:

Boy: I love you

Girl: I do not love you.

Boy: Think again?

Girl: No no and no

Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.

Girl: ok ok.I Love You Too.

 

 

BILL

Q: Why do Girls live longer than Boys?

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A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

 

 

 

 

LOVERZ NAME

In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper..

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After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam..

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After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz…

 

 

 

 

GIRL\’S LUCKY BOY

 

A Girl To Her Friend: I Know Two Guys And I Like Both,

Tell Me Who Will Be The Lucky Guy?

Friend: Whoever You Get Married,other Guy Will Be Lucky.

 

 

 

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