Boy Friend & Girl Friend Jokes In Whats app
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Girl : I Love you
Boy : (Starts Running)……………!
Girl : (Running after him) …Why are you Running?
Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook
THE PERFECT IDIOT
BOY FRIEND: Do you thing I am a perfect Idiot?
GIRL FRIEND: I keep telling you that you are not perfect.
BOY FRIEND: I need to tell you a secret that I haven’t told you so far:I a seeing psychiatrist.
GIRL FRIEND: Oh!I need to tell you a truth too.I am seeing a psychiatrist,plumber and a mechanic.
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WITTY GF AND SILLY BF
BOY FRIEND: Can we have a battle of intelligence between us?
GIRL FRIEND: No thanks,I don’t fight an unarmed person.
Boyfriend: How do I play the guitar?
Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boyfriend: Am I so good?
Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off.
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
FUNNY NEW STYLE OF PROPOSAL
Boy: can I take a photo.
Boy: just wanted 2 show my children
How their mom looked in Her younger age
Girlfriend: Are your sure that you love me only?
Boyfriend: Yes dear, i have checked my whole list…
Girlfriend: I want to end our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me..
Boyfriend: What a joke? Okay then, let’s start with Kisses..!!!”.
BOY TO A CARELESS GIRL
Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
GIRL FRIEND VS BOY FRIEND REVENGE
Son to his Father: My girlfriend has left me & she sent me “private pictures” with herself and her new boyfriend …. what should I do
Father: sent them all to her father
GIRL VS BOY IN AN EXAM HALL
Things most girls do in an Exam Hall….
Tuck hair behind ears
Answering questions ….
Change the empty refill
Thinking and writing … then …
Asking teacher for Extra Sheet
Again keep writing & answering questions …
Things most boys do in an Exam Hall
First looking how many girls in the same Hall
Check out the young Lady supervisor
Looking at the Exam paper ………….. ???!!!!!…
Counting how many doors & windows in the Hall
Revising the Location of Chits in d Pockets !!
Little writing then ,,
Seeing the Brand Name of the Pen
Asking teacher to explain questions
Looking at the watch ,,,,
Regretting wasting the last night studying
Finally thinking to study well in the next Exam
And After the Exam…….
Girl: looking like she’s having a hard time with the Exam, saying:
You know exam was a bit hard, I don’t know what I did, I am afraid to fail (that means 80+ Marks)
Boys: looking like everything is fine, saying:
It was not too bad you know.. I think I’ll pass !!!
PERFECT BOY FRIEND:
The perfect boyfriend
and doesn’t exist!
A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher:
Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.
They Are Good To See
Own And Maintain.
BOY VS GIRL
Boys have fun by teasing girls,
Then girls cry for few minutes
Girls have fun by loving boys
Then boys cry 4 life time!
Funny but it is fact
Boy and girl in restaurant:
Boy: I love you
Girl: I do not love you.
Boy: Think again?
Girl: No no and no
Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl: ok ok.I Love You Too.
Q: Why do Girls live longer than Boys?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper..
After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam..
After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz…
GIRL\’S LUCKY BOY
A Girl To Her Friend: I Know Two Guys And I Like Both,
Tell Me Who Will Be The Lucky Guy?
Friend: Whoever You Get Married,other Guy Will Be Lucky.